105 Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Use Now
If you’re looking for a fun and creative way to break the ice, then why not try out some dirty pick-up lines? These lines are sure to make your potential date laugh and get the conversation flowing. From cheeky to zany, we’ve got plenty of witty options that will help you start off on the right foot. So check out our list of dirty pick-up lines and see which ones work best for you! Who knows? You may just get lucky. Let the fun begin!
Best dirty pick up lines
1. Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want to be near you.
2. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
3. Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just keep gettin’ lost in your eyes.
4. Are those space pants? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world!
5. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
6. Is there a steam room around here? Because you’re making me hot and sweaty.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
8. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!
9. Are you my phone battery? ‘Cause I just can’t keep my hands off of you.
10. Is your body from McDonalds? ‘Cause I’m lovin’ it!
Bad dirty pickup lines
11. Is your name Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for.
12. Do you need a doctor, cause I think you just broke my heart with your beauty.
13. Are you an alien from outer space? You make my world feel out of place.
14. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
15. Hey girl, let me unwrap you like a present and show you how much I care.
16. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you add meaning to my life!
17. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling the connection.
18. You must be made of copper and tellurium, ’cause you’re Cu-Te.
19. Is your name Nutella? ‘Cause I can’t resist you!
20. Your eyes are kinda like an ocean, they make me wanna dive in and get lost forever.
Funny dirty pick up lines
21. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
22. Are you a knight? ‘Cause my armor is off and I’m ready to play!
23. Hey girl, was your father a thief? ‘Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
24. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
25. Are you a campfire? Because you are s’more than amazing!
26. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you.
27. Are you an airplane? ‘Cause you make my heart take off!
28. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
29. Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
30. Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
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Really dirty pick up lines
31. If I was a robot, you would be the only battery I’d need.
32. Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?
33. Are those space pants? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world!
34. Did you fall from heaven? Because it’s a sin to look that good!
35. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
36. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
37. Hey baby, can you give me directions? To your heart that is…
38. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
39. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
40. Are you the sun? ‘Cause you light up my world.
Dirty pick-up lines for Tinder
41. Are you a volcano? ‘Cause you make my body erupt in all the right places!
42. You must be a campfire because you are smokin’ hot!
43. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
44. Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
45. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!
46. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
47. Is your name Dunkin’ Donuts? Cause you make me keep wanting more and more of you.
48. Are you a camel? ‘Cause I’d totally be into you humping me!
49. Do you have a map? ‘Cause I’m lost in your eyes!
50. Are you an angel? Because your beauty is out of this world!
Dirty pick-up lines to use on guys
51. Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
52. Do you like tacos? ‘Cause we can go back to my place and “taco” bout it all night long.
53. Are you a doctor? Because I think I need an examination!
54. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
55. Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest.
56. Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are smoking hot!
57. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
58. Hey boy, did it hurt when you fell from the sky and landed right here in my heart?
59. Are you a light switch? ‘Cause every time I see you, I turn into putty.
60. Are you a burger patty? ‘Cause you’re looking mighty fine tonight.
Dirty pick-up lines to use on girls
61. Is your body from McDonalds? ‘Cause I’m loving it!
62. Are you a parking ticket ‘Cause you’ve got F written all over you!
63. Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
64. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
65. Are you a pyramid? ‘Cause I’m digging that body of yours!
66. Are you a magnet? ‘Cause I’m attracted to you.
67. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
68. Can I follow you home, because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
69. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause it looks like he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
70. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out!
Super dirty pick-up lines
71. If I were a robot, you’d be the only battery I’d need.
72. Are you from the moon? ‘Cause your gravitational pull is strong on me!
73. Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
74. Are you a vacuum cleaner? ‘Cause you just sucked me in.
75. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
76. Are you an elevator? ‘Cause I’m getting a strong feeling that you’re taking me up!
77. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
78. Are you my phone battery? Cause I just can’t keep my hands off of you!
79. Are you made of copper and tellurium? ‘Cause you’re Cute-e.
80. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you add meaning to my life!
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Dirty pick-up lines over text
81. Are you a thief? Because I can feel something stealing my heart right now!
82. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
83. Are you an alien? ‘Cause you just abducted my heart!
84. Hey, did it hurt when you fell from the sky and landed in my heart?
85. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
86. Are you a campfire? Cause you are smokin’ hot!
87. Is your body from McDonalds? ‘Cause I’m lovin’ it!
88. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
89. Are you an angel? ‘Cause your beauty is out of this world!
90. Is your dad a baker? Because you have the most beautiful buns I’ve ever seen!
Smooth dirty pick-up lines
91. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you give me more than just words.
92. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
93. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
94. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
95. Are you an exam? Because I’m feeling so stressed around you!
96. Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m really feeling a connection.
97. Did God create anything more beautiful than you?
98. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
99. You must be an angel ’cause your halo is showing!
100. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
101. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you give me more than just words.
102. Did it hurt when God removed your wings and sent you to Earth?
103. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for!
104. Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are smokin’ hot!
105. If I were an artist, I’d paint your smile and hang it in the stars.
Use these dirty pick-up lines now
Dirty pick-up lines can be a great way to break the ice and make your crush laugh. Whether you’re feeling brave or looking for something a bit more smooth, there’s a line here that’ll suit your needs. Don’t be afraid to get a little creative – these lines are only as effective as you make them! Good luck out there!
