Best 9 Sexual Pickup Lines

What are the best sexual pickup up lines to use?

If you’re feeling flirty or looking to get a bit dirty with a match, sexual pickup lines provide a great way to break the ice.

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They can also show off your humor while allowing you to get to know your date on a deeper level.

And if you play your cards right, you might earn yourself a trip to the bedroom.

Tread carefully, though, as not everyone will appreciate them. Because of this, you should make sure you know your match before cracking on.

These are the nine best sexual pickup lines for guys and girls if you’re still interested.

Sexual pickup lines to say to a guy.

1. “Nice package. Let me unwrap it for you.”

Sexual pick up lines aren’t just for guys. If you’re a female who’s keen to make the first move, this is an excellent example of how to exude confidence without putting yourself out there. Your guy will love it — it’s cheeky and a little bit sexy.

2. “Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.”

If you’re trying to instigate a one-night stand, this pickup line will leave him wanting more. It is bold, but it shows you’re confident and ready for something more than just a chat.

3. “How do you like your sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?

If you want to make an impression, this pickup line is pretty out there. Deliver it right, and it could earn you a big payoff. Get it wrong, however, and you might need to get ready to make scrambled eggs in the morning.

Seriously though, he’ll find this super hot, and it’s sure to leave him excited for what’s to come.


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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Sexual pick up lines for females

4. “Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.”

This one is cheeky without feeling too dirty. It’s a great line to start with if you’re unsure how far you can take it with your match. At the very least, it should invite a laugh, and it’s one to remember for a long time afterward.

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5. “Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.”

This pickup line is perfect if your match is into fashion or generally likes to look good. You could even try slipping a further compliment there to help seal the deal. But it’s a tried and tested pick up line that’s not too over the top and spells out exactly what you want to achieve.


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6. “What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?”

If you’re looking to sweeten her up before making your move, this pickup line is for you. It doesn’t take the sexual content too far. And by asking a question, you’re also giving her the power to decide what she wants.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

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7. “Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.”

I mean, does this make you want to laugh or cry? The truth is, turning on the cheese is a great conversation starter. It can also lead to the question of ‘Well, are you up for it or not?” which could score you a night between the sheets.


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8. “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good kama-sutra positions.”

It’s rare to meet someone who hasn’t heard of the kama-sutra. So use this to your advantage by inviting your match to try it with you. They might not be too keen, but as you’re asking them to the bedroom in a jokey way, we bet it’ll go down better.

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9. “Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.”

Cheeky! Everyone hates homework, but your date might like this instead. Turning a negative into a positive is a great tactic. It’s more likely to lead to dating success, and at the very least, you’ll score top marks for trying. A+.

F*ck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Try one of these sexual pick up lines today!

Be bold, be brave, and try some of these sexual pick up lines on your match today. What have you got to lose?

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth? 


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Amy Pritchett

Amy Pritchett

Amy is a relationship science expert, writer and dating coach. She understands that human connection is the motive and result of a meaningful life. She believes the purpose of relationships is not to have another who might complete you, but to have another with whom you might share your completeness.

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