Best 9 Sexual Pickup Lines

What are the best sexual pickup up lines to use?

If you’re feeling flirty or looking to get a bit dirty with a match, sexual pickup lines provide a great way to break the ice.

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They can also show off your humour while allowing you to get to know your date on a deeper level.

And if you play your cards right, you might  earn yourself a trip to the bedroom…

Tread carefully though, as not everyone will appreciate them. Because of this, it’s best you make sure you know your match before cracking on.

If you’re still interested, these are the 9 best sexual pickup lines for both guys and girls.

Sexual pickup lines to say to a guy

1. “Nice package. Let me unwrap it for you.”

Sexual pickup lines aren’t just for guys. If you’re a female who’s keen to make the first move, this is a great example of how to exude confidence without putting yourself out there. Your guy will love it — it’s cheeky and a little bit sexy too.

2. “Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.”

If you’re trying to instigate a one night stand, this pickup line is sure to leave him wanting more. Not only is it bold, but it shows you’re confident and ready for something more than just a chat.

3. “How do you like your sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?

If you really want to make an impression, this pickup line is pretty out there. Deliver it right and it could earn you a big payoff. Get it wrong however, and you might need to get ready to make scrambled eggs in the morning…

Seriously though, he’ll find this super hot and it’s sure to leave him excited for what’s to come.


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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Sexual pickup lines for females

4. “Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.”

This one is cheeky without feeling too dirty. It’s a great line to start with if you’re not quite sure how far you can take it with your match. At the very least it should invite a laugh, and it’s one she’ll remember for a long time afterwards.

sexual pickup lines for females


5. “Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.”

This pickup line is perfect if your match is into fashion or generally likes to look good. You could even try slipping a further compliment in there to help seal the deal. But it’s a tried and tested pickup line that’s not too over the top, and spells out exactly what you want to achieve.


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6. “What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?”

If you’re looking to sweeten her up before making your move, this pickup line is the one for you. It doesn’t take the sexual content too far. And by asking a question, you’re also giving her the control to decide whether she wants to accept your offer or not.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Sexual pickup lines that are jokes

7. “Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.”

I mean, does this make you want to laugh or cry? Truth is, turning on the cheese is a great conversation starter. It can also lead onto the question of ‘Well, are you up for it or not?”, which could end up scoring you a night between the sheets.


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8. “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good kama-sutra positions.”

It’s rare to meet someone who hasn’t heard of the kama-sutra. Use this to your advantage by inviting your match to try it with you. They might not be too keen, but as you’re inviting them to the bedroom in a jokey way, we bet it’ll go down better.

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9. “Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.”

Cheeky! Everyone hates homework, but your date might like this instead. Turning a negative into a positive is a great tactic. It’s more likely to lead onto dating success and at the very least, you’ll score top marks for trying. A+.

F*ck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Try one of these sexual pickup lines today!

Be bold, be brave, and try some of these sexual pickup lines on your match today. What have you got to lose?

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth? 


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Amy Pritchett

Amy Pritchett

Amy is a relationship science expert, writer and dating coach. She understands that human connection is the motive and result of a meaningful life. She believes the purpose of relationships is not to have another who might complete you, but to have another with whom you might share your completeness.

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